Sep 10, 2010 0
Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) nip slip
We have no lust for Snooki from Jersey Shore. Zero. Zilch. It’s negative lust. She makes our collective penii shrink up into our thoracic cavities like a survival-minded turtle backing down from a hungry badger. Yet, there’s the Renee factor. Renee is my French Canadian cheese guy. Renee loves Snooki. I love Renee’s cheese. I love it cheap. Therefore, behold, the wardrobe malfunction and the nip slip of this Jersey-transplanted gobbler gnome…
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