Twatwaffle

Author: Twerpo

  • I’m Offended

    I’m Offended

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    I was recently contacted by a cousin. Let’s call her, Pattycake. Pattycake tells me that she doesn’t like that twatwaffle exists and that she’s “offended.” Reeeaaaallly….!?!? I said in the most cynical and snarky tone as I could possibly have exaggerated.

  • Merry Christmas, Twatwaffle

    Merry Christmas, Twatwaffle

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    Okay, maybe writing this ON Christmas Day might be too late for my little turds of wisdom. But, why should that stop me? You probably wouldn’t

  • How to Idiot-Proof Your Life

    How to Idiot-Proof Your Life

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    How to Idiot Proof Your Life You can’t.  That’s it.  End of article post.  Move along.  Nothing to see here. Ohhh… okay. You came all this way to click through to this post and apparently, you have nothing better to do with your life.  So, now it’s MY responsibility to amuse, entertain, or somehow educate…

  • Who is Twerpo Twatwaffle?

    Who is Twerpo Twatwaffle?

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    Who is Twerpo Twatwaffle? The first reaction of a twatwaffle that’s asked ‘Who are you?’ would be, “What’s it to ya?” or “Who’s askin’?”  Well, I’m not gonna do that to you.  You’re here because maybe you’ve never heard of a twatwaffle, or you stumbled here and wondered what the hell this site is all…