I was recently contacted by a cousin. Let’s call her, Pattycake. Pattycake tells me that she doesn’t like that twatwaffle exists and that she’s “offended.” Reeeaaaallly….!?!? I said in the most cynical and snarky tone as I could possibly have exaggerated.

Okay, maybe writing this ON Christmas Day might be too late for my little turds of wisdom. But, why should that stop me? You probably wouldn’t

How to Idiot Proof Your Life You can’t.  That’s it.  End of article post.  Move along.  Nothing to see here. Ohhh… okay. You came all this way to click through… Read more: How to Idiot-Proof Your Life

Who is Twerpo Twatwaffle? The first reaction of a twatwaffle that’s asked ‘Who are you?’ would be, “What’s it to ya?” or “Who’s askin’?”  Well, I’m not gonna do that… Read more: Who is Twerpo Twatwaffle?