Who We Are
Our website address is: https://www.twatwaffle.com. If you didn’t already know that, how the hell did you get here? The site content is written by a pseudo character called, Twerpo Twatwaffle. Therefore, if you find yourself offended by anything written by an imaginary character, well… then… that makes you a twatwaffle. Get over it.
Bottom Line
Twatwaffle.com does not publish user generated content (UGC). This is not an audience participation site. So, don’t look for a place to rant around here. Maybe comment in our social media somewhere if you feel like you need to get something off your chest. Otherwise, buy some crap from our novelty shop and lighten up!
Media
Any media posted on our site, photos, images, video, etc. are copyright free to the best of our knowledge. If you see anything that you believe belongs to you on our site, either accept our apologies and leave it alone, or feel free to whine and we’ll figure out what to do then.
Cookies
Although we prefer twatwaffles, there are probably some cookies laying around here and we’ll probably feed your browser with them so that our pages run more efficiently when you visit again…. and you WILL visit again. Enjoy the cookies!
Embedded content from other websites
Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.
These websites may collect data about you, use cookies and twatwaffles, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.
Who we share your data with
What happens on Twatwaffle, STAYS on twatwaffle…. except the cookies we’re feeding your browser. Enjoy the cookies…. AND your privacy.