This site is more than just random ramblings of Twerpo Twatwaffle, the overseer of everything twatwaffle. The twatwaffle overlord, if you will….and you will.  Because I WILL it! This site serves as a collection of nonsense, pseudo wisdom, fauxlosophy, silliness, and novel thoughts….and an opportunist’s idea of unfiltered and unapologetic attempt at capitalism.  Enjoy, or not… Just don’t be a twatwaffle!

What is a twatwaffle?

First of all, if this is the first time you’ve heard the word and was appalled, aghast, flummoxed, disheveled, bemused, confounded, or otherwise “offended,” then hear me out.  JUST because there’s the “T” word within the word, doesn’t make twatwaffle a terrible word.  Much like words like “cockpit” or “cocktail” are not terrible words.  Okayyyyy… twatwaffle isn’t really a nice word that you want your toddlers calling each other. 

HOWEVER, any dictionary would include synonyms such as; idiot, buffoon, ignoramus, jackass, nincompoop, fool, imbecile, moron, nitwit, twit, or TWERP!

You might consider “twatwaffle” to be a novelty word to describe a degree of annoying stupidity.  It’s the point where just rolling your eyes and mumbling under your breath isn’t enough, and outright rage at that “Fucking thunderc#nt!” might be a bit over the top.  Rest assured, it’s completely harmless.  It’s an amusing and almost musical word you can use tongue in cheek, maybe even as a term of endearment between friends or perhaps even a pet name for your significant other!  Go ahead and try it and tell me how it goes.  I’m sure it’ll be fine!